Funny story---Nov 2nd Sunnday

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As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" &A)O'DZ mrH\6yq
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The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH!!"
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They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, )rj:Bf$\*Hz,V
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he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
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If only men would listen

It's so funny

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At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend.
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"Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.
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lol,very funny,but it is just misunderstanding

Reply #3 hongjian8112's post

the man is very practical and smart,haha

Some one commented he should be a great businessman, someone think he is not true-love for his girlfriend
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At this current time, some are so many strange things in this strange world. some time true-love vs none

Just want to leave out of office, but see some guys are reading my post. I would like to post other funny stories to share with you.
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Goethe's Tolerance
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Then the critic said, "I'll never make way for a fool."
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7aW2m`%A(j-w "But I will," with that Goethe retreated aside
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:lol , great man, great word, same with our Premier Zhou

Second one, very funnyO&L.I:p p;y8Ea

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The Mean Man's Party
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"Why use my elbow and foot?"
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His/Her Reason: Maybe joking is joking.
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v(^:@R{u But still told us that sufficient and exact information must be necessary. Sometime, in our life, we should stop the car, and ask the previous if it is good in future, if there are some risk.
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His/Her Reason: Less word cannot express the sufficient and exact information, and this poor man misconstrued what the woman said.
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Joking just joking, meanwhile, told us sufficient and exact communication is necessary.
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Reply #11 Frank_Brown's post

Thanks.O1yMKL w!k

4as+g0sRl It does not only leave the laughing, but we have to think more behind it. The similar story told us very much.}woW/V-f

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Funny story Nov 5th

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Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.
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"I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.
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""Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
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Reply #1 hongjian8112's post

:lol :lol OMG ..      "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.
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Next one ~~~
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[color=Blue]This is two hundred dollars less than we agreed on[/color], he said.
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joke

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If really do not want to go,why do not they choose not come from the first?

God bless grandfathers~

I wonder whether his grandfather did something bad to him before :lol  :lol

Reply #6 jessicatsang's post

His grandfather should die for several time%~3O P+kY%Qo8a
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Funny story Nov 6th

Two little boys
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`4Mm8ctak:AP*q4BML "No," said Roy, age nine, "You ask her, you have known her longer than I have."

Reply #1 hongjian8112's post

:lol :lol
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nice one.
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Would you mind put all of your jokes together?

Reply #1 hongjian8112's post

a funny story.........:lol :lol

it is really a funny story:lol +x5Ml|-z[8e3b2V
so interesting two boys

smart Roy :lol
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4o[&_:x%?#X!S2L Thank you for these funny stories~

Reply #2 Frank_Brown's post

We all hope every day is nice day, then start it with a funny story.
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So, I prefer posting one or two one day to posting together pne time:X.OKR9p(V:^%W
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