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A bitter biting bittern bit a better brother bittern, and the bitter better bittern bit the bitter biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, by the better bitten bittern, said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"
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A laurel-crowned clown!
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A lusty lady loved a lawyer and longed to lure him from his laboratory.
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A skunk sat on a stump. The skunk thought the stump stunk, and the stump thought the skunk stunk.
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A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail.
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Are our oars oak?
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Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar.
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Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better batter.
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Betty better butter Brad's bread.
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Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter - that would make my batter better." So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
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Black bugs' blood.
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Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.
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Give Mr. Snipa's wife's knife a swipe.
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Say this sharply, say this sweetly, Say this shortly, say this softly. Say this sixteen times in succession.
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She sees cheese.
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Susan shineth shoes and socks; socks and shoes shines Susan. She ceased shining shoes and socks, for shoes and socks shock Susan.
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