Joke-------- Why not visit a five-star hotel?

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Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
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Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"GY-i ih_!Lm X
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Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
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Answer: "Cane sugar "
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!B2\)@X;{C Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
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Question: "Mineral water or still water ? ";n6|X^,?Q*h0W"C.[3|
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Answer: "Mineral water"
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Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
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Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst:L
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Reply #1 bslsunny's post

I want a cup of air,pls
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I don't know what can I say in the morning...................

just water plz...

Reply #3 sting433's post

then , why not have a drink first?g4n7\~3J&b
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it's funny .

and What would you like to have , miffy?

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then , why not have a drink first?
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Reply #7 stonelyk's post

i want a cup of wine  .

Reply #8 sting433's post

"How would you like it ? black or white ?"

Reply #9 miffymiao's post

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which would you prefer?

56 ........could i ?

Reply #1 bslsunny's post

It is funny
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But I feel sad
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Let us see our service:L :L :L

Reply #13 CHRIS_LIN's post

Hey chris..
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Reply #12 miffymiao's post

of course ,you can..P^W"omI#F

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Reply #14 Frank_Brown's post

Hi Frank...)Q/SbBeh(ncP/G
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There is nothing bad has happened to me
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I don't know why this thing happened?

honey, you can tell us what just happened?

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I like the kind of strawberry.............:L :L

Chris what's going on with you ................:hug:

Reply #18 sting433's post

ok, go ahead.
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Reply #19 sting433's post

Hello Sting...
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Thank you for your concern...:handshake

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8~$tO)RD1{} Dear nothing is ok
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Reply #1 bslsunny's post

good jokes :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

funny..hahah.

it's funny~~v/C#{fA}
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if all hotel have this service:L :L :L
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Why not visit a seven-star hotel?"o*?|9o$\&m
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haha, I'd rather die of thirst