CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020

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[color=blue]Customer: "How come?"
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[/color]Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure [/color][/b][/align][align=center][b][color=darkred]and even higher cholesterol level Sir"g'LJt#O3E0YR7pn

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Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
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Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
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Operator "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"

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[[i] Last edited by  SwaninCn at 2007-5-27 23:59 [/i]]

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Reply #2 sarahwill's post

Sorry for the inconvenience caused Sarahwill.
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I just thought,as the post is lengthy,if it is colorful then everyone feel like reading.
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[c6TGkD-GX fW Thank you.I will remember and afterall customer is god and customer satisfaction is my motto.];D`#|2hP;~M7j
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here you go with normal colors.Now please come on to the earth.you will be tired flying:P

colorful ' s food . i think ^0^
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